Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.

I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!

by Hans v June 10, 2011

throw to Seinfeld

to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies

Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!

by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010

jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Seinfolding

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .

A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so

by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022

seinfeld

a hilarious comedy TV show about "nothing". It ran from 1990 to 1998. The main star was comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who is good at his profession. However Michael Richards, who starred as across-the-hall neighbor Cosmo Kramer was getting the lion's share of the applause and laughs until the show producers de-emphasized him in the 1996 - 1997 season, when the show's quality dropped and it just wasn't funny anymore. The series finale was sadistic and unfunny. Still, the first six seasons were great. TV hasn't been as much fun since that time.

Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local CW channel on week nights. Usually it's a major hoot.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

Seinfeld

Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.

"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."

by snoobo September 6, 2007

Seinfeld syndrome

When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.

Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?

Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.

by FoxMcWeezer December 13, 2009