Seattle

The most evil city in the US
Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL
by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005
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Seattle

Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...
"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great!"
by lovefrome October 27, 2011
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Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.
That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.
by Dubiks December 13, 2018
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Seattle

some dumb place with a shitload of underage weed use, rain, and fish. the "alaskan" bush people on discovery live here and nobody knows how to drive. some dumb companies started here like; Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, amazon and one more i can't remember. if you come here on vacation you will have nothing to do. the people who live in portland oregon are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better portland is and thy think its this big dispute but its really just them ex: portlandia. the university of washington is here also
me: do you want to go downtown
my friend: all there is in downtown seattle is homeless people and terrible public transportation
me: you right
by LittleMittRomney March 12, 2018
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Seattle: a city in which to skedaddle. Not a city for kids. And also weird songs like: to make peace (yeah), to make peace (yeah), to make peace (ow!). Awkward.
Naked ladies in the newspaper! So Seattle!!
by Elessar (8) and Penny (10) March 07, 2011
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the seattle no

The Seattle No, is a passive way of declining something. Indigenous people of Seattle do not like turning down friends of acquaintances, therefore they passively decline without actually declining.
If you invite someone from Seattle to an event and they respond, “Hmm yeah that sounds interesting, I’ll have to check,” that is the Seattle NO. If they say “Maybe” and then you don’t hear from them for a while, that's a Seattle NO. If they say “I don’t know” in Seattle that means NO.
by Indigenous PNW'er February 07, 2014
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seattle

The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too.
I'm so glad to live in Seattle.
by Grimm_Demize June 28, 2003
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