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Scuba doo doo

When you lift up the toilet seat and sit with your anus submerged in the water because you recently ate a lot of spicy food and already know it's going to burn
I ate a lot of spicy thai curry last night so I'm gonna go take a scuba doo doo
by M2124 December 29, 2017
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Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018
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scuba stupid

1.if used in a derogatory tone, someone who is drowning in stupidity expressing a negative connotation or a low opinion of someone or something, 2. if the tone is expressed positively connotative to someone who shows extreme talent with little effort to become talented in sports or music, or expressing positively connotative about something you may find cool or unique.
1. you stole a cop car you are so scuba stupid...2. did you see him jump over that defender like it was noting, yeah dude is scuba stupid!
by Mrphitz138 December 9, 2018
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Scuba Donkey

From the iCarly episode “iParty with Victorious

An iconic Penny Tees design
I love your Scuba Donkey shirt!
Thanks I’m a huge iCarly fan
by Poopooinsidemypants December 12, 2022
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Scuba Diving

When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
by keyshawnnnnnnnnnnn January 24, 2017
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scuba splooge

a term used to describe when someones ejaculates underwater.
Did you see that chick, she was so hot that I scuba splooged in the pool.
by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004
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scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.
Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.
by 666tacos April 26, 2017
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