i'm screaming

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Scamming

Someone promising you that they will give something to you after you give something to them. They don't do it after you give them something.

The girl wanted to continue scamming her enemy.

by DancingSushi November 4, 2019

Strummingdad

A studley man who is often times envied for his skills in Call of Duty.

Man, I wish I was a Strummingdad.

by KingStrum September 12, 2017

Scrummin

When you secretly meet a fat chick at a daytime hotel 10am-6pm. Then proceed to have unprotected anal sex in the shower with her.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was busy Scrummin.

by Zrob10-6 February 21, 2021

screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

by Freddyrk January 24, 2009