scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.

I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?

by bobistheowl November 19, 2013

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

Scruff

A dirty bastard.

Brad Harrison clean your room you scruff, it’s a pig sty I can tell your from Rochdale!

by Pinguyanowhatitis14736 March 31, 2022

Sawyer Scruff

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch

Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

big scruff

A mf who can make a girl fall in l or after giving her the dick

Bro he fucks, that dude’s big scruff.

by daryanb August 6, 2021

Scruff

A scruff is when an individual doesn’t look put together and is unattractive to many. A Scruff is like a scrub, but does not only apply to males. It can apply to women as well.

Jamar doesn’t take care of himself, he’s a scruff!

by GG1017 January 23, 2021