Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 19, 2010
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Scrooge McMuffin

When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut
Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's
by Fagitron69 August 04, 2017
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Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out
I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge
by Karl McCarlson January 01, 2025
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Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 08, 2016
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Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.
I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!
by SconnieJoe January 30, 2024
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scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
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