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by Irker February 3, 2020
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Scomo

An individual who declares they are going on break during a work crisis (similar to the Australian word 'smoko' which signifies a short break). E.g. The Prime Minister of Australia always disappearing during crises, sometimes for weeks at a time, then declaring it wasn't his job to do anything.
by inobscurity November 20, 2021
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Dirty Scomo

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked
“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”
by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021
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scomo

Rubbish created due to pandemic during the 20s. The most prominent of which is those feckin' "medical" masks with the elastic straps that are EXACTLY what the media told us was killing fish back in the 90s.
Derived from the biggest pile of rubbish in the entire era of lockdowns, the Prime Minister of Australia who was already a laughing stock for shitting himself at McDonalds and being awful at running the country. Was also the first person to force someone into a handshake.
"I left a lot of scomo in Engadine Maccas"
"Someone really should clear out scomo"
by XXX_missy_XXX January 7, 2022
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scomo

1: The intentional or unintentional misuse of, misunderstanding of or breakage of any laws, rules, regulations or guidelines that result in harm (physically, emotionally or financially) to another human or ones self.

2: The intentional or unintentional misuse of, misunderstanding of or breakage of any laws, rules, regulations or guidelines; Or the decision to enact changes within current laws, rules, regulations and policies that result in a favourable outcome (physically, emotionally or financially) for a party (individual or group) who is already perceived to be in a favourable position.
1:
"Fuck me sideways did you see that tackle?"
"Fuuuckin' oath bro, he really put the scomo into that cunt, dropped him like a hot pie"

2:
"I heard Bazza got done for fraud and embezzlement"
"Yeah the silly cunt. He was bound to get busted though. Fucker had been pulling a scomo for years"

"Did you hear the banks are raising interest rates again?"
"Fuck those corporate cunts, didn't they scomo us like that last year?"
by 5tryf3 May 18, 2022
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Chuckin' a ScoMo

The practice of Leaving your duties/responsibilities/mates/ family in the middle of a crisis of major importance or natural disaster or pandemic
Hey Fellas, yup it's fricken busy and there's a shit ton of work to do but I'm off!!!, I'm chuckin' a ScoMo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Full scomo

The act of getting blind and ignoring all responsibilities
Got my house warming this weekend, gunna go full scomo, not holding back
by SANTA_691 February 23, 2022
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