Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010
Get the Schrödinger's Fuckmug. Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”
Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”
Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”
Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's leftistmug. Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
by Protegent August 28, 2017
Get the Schrödinger's Faggotmug. When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.
by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023
Get the schrödingers racistmug. A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016
Get the Schrödinger's Canmug. Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”
by A possum possum December 29, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Hugmug.