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Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms
by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010
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Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.
Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018
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Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick
Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
by Protegent August 28, 2017
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."

"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?

"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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schrödingers racist

a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.
by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023
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Schrödinger Equation

The Schrödinger equation is a linear partial differential equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system.
looks like this- −ℏ22m∇2+V(r⃗ )ψ(r⃗ )=Eψ(r⃗ ).
Tell me if you understand
The Schrödinger Equation is commonly use in quantum mechanics
by DesperateForest April 30, 2021
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Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016
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