Schleep

A verb, to be not acting upon something or not taking advantage of something. Also slang for sleep. To be the opposite of "woke".

Jack, you do those papers yet?
Nah I've been schleepin on em.

Jack you seem pretty tired, you ok?
Nah, I need some schleep.

by EWOCKS{Reborn} October 13, 2017

scheef

A queef mixed with a shart at the same time. Vaginal flatuence mixed with explosive diharrea. Usually happens in the time of startledness or a time of realizing one's errors.

Rumor has it Samantha, Emily, and Dani are a Scheef Chorus!

by Ticknis February 4, 2006

Schlieffen Plan

Kissing a girl on the lips and slowly kissing lower and lower until you get to the pussy. For all you World War I buffs, if you get stopped outside the border its the First Battle of the Marne. If she quoefes, it is the Battle of the Ypres.

I was goin down on my gal usin the Schlieffen Plan.

by J Faust February 9, 2005

schlieffen

This word can be used as a substitution of "stuff" or a less vulgar term for "shit". It is scientifically proven that 87% of Americans find schlieffen to be more "fun" to say". Also, "Schlieffentag".

Now that's just a load o' schlieffen.

AH KAN' BUH-LEEEEE' DAT SCHLIEFFEN!

by John Foppe August 14, 2003

Schleep

Commonly use with the prefix "Big Ol'", it is a necessary state of unconsciousness after a long night of heavy drinking.

That party was wild, I really got some big ol' schleep afterwards.

by Mike Midgley July 2, 2006

Schleffing

1.When a reptile or bird sheds its skin or feathers.

2.The time of the month, when the female uterus goes through menstruation.

1.My bird is schleffing.

2.Jill is going through her schleffing period.

3.My bird, Jill, is schleffing.(using an english accent with this phrase, may cause confusion)

by Craigster February 11, 2008

schleener

a snobby prick with a long ass dick

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.

by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016