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Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.
My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.
Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.
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Scheduled hangout

Defines an occasion in university commonly referred to as a class or lecture that does not qualify the expectations that the students have.
These expectations are built based on the importance that is given to these moments in academic life. It feels like it is gonna be so special because it only occurs once a week, ( but be filled with intellectual heaviness, intense preparation,life changing content, and require a long digesting time).
It is on multiple digital agendas in the students own agendas and in the social agenda, there is a room officially booked and a higher education individual leading the class.
This class, repeated over weeks, has continuously the same impact on the students life's / career as a hangout or a casual get-together would have.
The exercises that are proposed come in a format that adds to the feeling of casualty, lack of excitement, lack of importance and lack of commitment by the people involved. So with time, students start to associate these classes with hangout moments where talking about their own lifes while snacking and doodling is the focal point.
This expression can be used in conversations referring to a class / event that will turn out very similar to a hangout :
Example - Hey are you free tomorrow morning?
- No sorry, I have a scheduled hangout to attend.
by mada16 December 12, 2023
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again
Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
by Socky Joe July 2, 2025
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