schaab

Schaab the last name of the most handsome and kind person you will ever meet. You don't want to pass up a man like this, he's always caring for others and would do anything for a girl. Listens to you, respects and is hilarious

Damn that's Schaab over there whoever gets him is so lucky

by Soccerballer675 February 28, 2018

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

schadenfreude

it's that good feeling when you see your enemy fall down the stairs and be crippled forever knowing that you put the marbles and that he knows but there's no evidence and after that he just dies with still no evidence of you being there

Bob -hey what's your favorite feeling
aibohphobiac dude -*pushes bob down the stairs* schadenfreude

by fake name#0000000000000000 July 5, 2023

Schadenfreude

Nicky: "Schadenfruede, what's that, some sort of Nazi word?"

Gary Coleman: "Yep, it's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others!'"

Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others', that IS German!"

Gary Coleman: Right now you'r down and out, and feelin' really crappy.

N: I'll say.

Gary Coleman: And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me... HAP-PY...!!!

Nicky: HAPPY?!

Gary Coleman: Sorry Nicky, human nature, nothin' I can do. It's Schadenfruede, makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!

Nicky: Well that's not very nice, Gary!

Gary Coleman: I didn't say it was nice, but ev'rybody does it! D'jah ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses?

Nicky: Yeah.

Gary Coleman: And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?

Nicky: Sure!

Gary Coleman: Don'tcha feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain? That's

Both: Schadenfreude!

Gary Coleman: People taking pleasure in your pain!

by Lorelili October 23, 2004

bishop schad

The most Hispanic grade school in all of South Jersey, consists of feisty Spanish hoes and famous Jack Daniels drinking Jeff. A school where drugs are filled through the halls and where they call black guys their father through the streets.

Hey, we're playing Bishop Schad tonight, hope we don't get mugged by Hispanics

by GboyPoppy January 13, 2014

Schadenfreude

Basically, that feeling you get watching America's Funniest Home Videos(or a similar show). You're feeling glad that you're not someone experiencing pain. The opposite of sympathy.

Watching someone get stacked(hit in the crotch) and either laughing or cringing. That's Schadenfreude.

by supergub November 1, 2009

wie schade

A German phrase meaning "what a shame" and the equivilent of the French "quel dommage". When used, it is in a sarcastic tone to show sympathy which is not there. It can be accompanied by a raised eyebrow, and is best put to use after a particularly long and boring story that someone has just told. It helps if they don't know what you're talking about.

NB: pronounced 'vee shaadeh.'

"...and then I was like, totally not expecting it and just like, walked away when my phone fell out of my handbag and I totally couldn't go back to get it!"
"Wie schade."

by fayonaise October 26, 2005