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Scalper

A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price

Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals

However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021
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scapefart

noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.
Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.

Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
by Michael Lark November 4, 2008
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Scape Passenger

The person who sacrifices themselves and goes up to the airline representitive at an airport departure lounge to ask the question that everyone wants an answer to. Usually followed by an airport-wide announcement, and a dissaproving look in the Scape Passengers direction. Likely to result in being stuck in worst seat oin aircraft
"I got stuck being the Scape Passenger the other day when our flight switched gates and they didnt make an announcement"
by flyingspikes April 30, 2009
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scapegloat

to excessively post photos of scenery to social networking sites, making friends feel bad for not being there.
"I got sick of Jessica scapegloating with pictures from her tropical vacation."
by troubadour0 September 7, 2013
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Scapeghost

Whey you try to cover a mistake by blaming ghosts or the supernatural
I was alone painting the car in the garage, I heard strange noises, the next day I come back and the pain was messed up. I think the ghosts ruined the paint job. The boss didn't believe me and claim I was blaming a scapeghost
by Road Raging Runner September 29, 2017
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scapelife

Scapelife is a term mostly Philadelphia landscapers use to show landscaping is a way of life. They cut grass, do mulch jobs, pruning, and also trim hedges to make scapemoney.
Ayo that youngboul be pushing around those mowers because he bout that scapelife.

Them philly bouls be pullin around that scape trailer because they bout the scapelife.

Scapelife is a good way of life because you make that scapemoney.
by Scapelifetom July 18, 2018
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Scalpel

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?
by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020
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