Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.
She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.
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Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'
by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014
Get the Scandinavian Muffin mug.the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:
I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate
thank you utah
I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate
thank you utah
"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."
"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"
"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"
by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015
Get the scandinavian theme song mug.The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
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by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
Get the scandinavian drunk mug.As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
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