Sausage

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Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.

by NotGareth May 28, 2018

sausage

Guys

When my friends and I go out hunting for guys, we yell "Here sausage, sausage, sausage!"

by Erin March 10, 2003

sausage

A person who is cocky, works out, goes to parties every weekend, drinks beer, owns many collared and/or tight shirts, and plays a sport; the typical jock.

Look at his popped collar. What a freakin' sausage.

by tea time May 15, 2005

sausage

A delicious meat that may or may not be used to be smoked by some complex people. The fact that it's a greasy meat helps providing a delectable flavour.

I've got to smoke my daily SAUSAGE, does anyone have a lighter...?

by Bat-man December 28, 2005

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Sausaged

The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.

She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

sausage

The art of having your way with a family member.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003