Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a province in Canada. It's basically Kansas but for Canada. It's full of rednecks, old white men, and sucky sports teams. It's also just a fucking rectangle.

person A: wow, Kansas is as flat as a pancake.
person B: you haven't been to Saskatchewan, son.

by brokenfictions November 27, 2018

Saskatoon

Located at 52.2°N latitude and 106.7°W latitude, one of the most all-around beautiful cities in Canada, and the greatest place in Saskatchewan. It's easy to find your way around, has a great Thriftlodge motel on 42nd and Idlywyld Dr., which is cheap but still near-magnificient, Radio Cab company which has the nicest drivers of any cab company I've ever ridden with, a 3-story A&B Sound right outside the Greyhound station, and scores of nice people who are proud to live in a clean, compact city.

Saskatoon is much better than Regina, which is full of loud, sloppy drunks, usually donning Molson Canadian or Budweiser caps; or Swift Current, where hotels are always booked, and people are overweight, mouthy and completely unhelpful.

by screambloodygore August 27, 2005

saskatchewan ruffrider

The name given to the act of farting on a womens vagina. This act can be performed either by a man or women but only towards a women with a vagina.

Steve: Yo Al, there is some fucked up shit on the internet.

Albert: yeah man you see that saskatchewan ruffrider shit i sent you?

by chocopie12 November 30, 2009

Saskatchewanian

Person who is from or lives in the province of Saskatchewan, Canada

"She is from Regina, therefore she is a Saskatchewanian"

by PMDD November 25, 2013

Saskatchewan Surprise

A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.

The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.

by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018

Saskatchewan smootch

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.

Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018

Saskatchewan Snake

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.

Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!

by Tangerine Tango December 27, 2020