If Jack Sparrow and Paul Bunyan had a lovechild, and that lovechild grew to be a stunner, who then caught the attention of Thor Odinson. Their offspring would be an axe wielding, swashbuckling mind-melting bombshell and her name is Sara. When Sara arrives at port she will often be accompanied by various rodents and foul of ill repute. She gives them names like “Space Queen of the Turd-buffet” and “Colonel Sharting Greased Cheeks” Sara will drink all your whiskey and best the towns strongest men feats of strength. She’ll spin a yarn and lay a blue streak like nothing you’ve ever heard. You may die from fits laughter. Men will ogle as she swings her axe with power and beauty, razing a stand of pine and oaks with ease. Be glad you’re a friend, for she lays waste to her foes with the thunder of her steel and swing of her axe. Should you find yourself on the wrong side of a dual with Sara your only hope is to quickly enter a roundabout intersection. These have disorienting effect on her, circles hurt her brain. Hurling Fermented cucumbers at her will also buy you some time to escape. It makes no sense but these delectables will drive into a frothy madness. Tales and song are written about Sara and if you are lucky enough a verse or two will include you.
Farmer 1 - I hear Sara came to town and is raising all sorts of hell.
Farmer 2 - We should butcher your ..
Farmer 1 - Shut the Eff up Jackhole we should carve a 10' statue in her likeness from all that butter you horde. I'm mean what the actual F#$K Carl.
Farmer 2 - We should butcher your ..
Farmer 1 - Shut the Eff up Jackhole we should carve a 10' statue in her likeness from all that butter you horde. I'm mean what the actual F#$K Carl.
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GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"
GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."
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GOP 2: "Brilliant!"
GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."
GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"
GOP 2: "Brilliant!"
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"You see her? That's Sara. She's real quiet."
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She's real"
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She alwways multiple guys after her. She's kind, sweet, hot, easy-going, and amazing. She's a princess, which is funny because Sara means princess in Hebrew. There she must be treat as one In Farsi (Iranian/Persian) it means "great as gold".
Sara means to be super cute, friendly, funny, and badass. In order to be Sara you must have gorgeous eyes, an amazingly warming smile, and a cute laugh. Only Saras can be badass and sweet at the same time. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league.
Sara can at times be a sarcastic diva, but only when she has good reason.
Sara is very attractive person. She is hot, sexy, has a perfect body even when she eats a ton.
She has a mean attitude and can keep a grudge for a life time. Getting her mad would be a mistake....for you. She will destroy you before you could even blink. A Sara usually likes a guy who is tall, attractive, funny, has dark hair and a nice body. And to add and this she is unique, beautiful, super sexy, understanding, kind, and loving. She is every guys dream girl.
She alwways multiple guys after her. She's kind, sweet, hot, easy-going, and amazing. She's a princess, which is funny because Sara means princess in Hebrew. There she must be treat as one In Farsi (Iranian/Persian) it means "great as gold".
Sara means to be super cute, friendly, funny, and badass. In order to be Sara you must have gorgeous eyes, an amazingly warming smile, and a cute laugh. Only Saras can be badass and sweet at the same time. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league.
Sara can at times be a sarcastic diva, but only when she has good reason.
Sara is very attractive person. She is hot, sexy, has a perfect body even when she eats a ton.
She has a mean attitude and can keep a grudge for a life time. Getting her mad would be a mistake....for you. She will destroy you before you could even blink. A Sara usually likes a guy who is tall, attractive, funny, has dark hair and a nice body. And to add and this she is unique, beautiful, super sexy, understanding, kind, and loving. She is every guys dream girl.
The translation of "Sara" is "princess"
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