G-Santos

When one creates a web of lies around themself in order to mislead others

"I know you aren't an expert at immersion therapy, an astronaut, and the son of a victim in 9/11. I think you are just being a giant G-Santos"

by Menstralmotorcycle January 22, 2023

todos santos

The heart of concord California downtown concord located next to the Bart station also home to one of concords best taqueria shops and a lot of diverse restaurants.

Friend : Aye where you at?
Me: Los Gallos in Todos Santos havin some shmack tacos.
Friend : Aye it's lit Ima slide thru
Me: fasho

by HyphyBoiiii July 10, 2017

Mia Santos

So basically, I dont know who this Kean guy is, but like Mia Santos is lowkey mine. Anyways, the moments we spend together, not like Kean. Kean, back off!

(this is a joke)

Im Delilah Bolanos, and im dating Mia Santos, not Kean WIlcox!

by Delilah_(I mean-not Delilah) September 15, 2023

Dirty Santos

A variation of the the Dirty Sanchez, this time leading to a soul patch.

Hey man whats that on her chin, oh I see, it appears that she has been the recipient of a Dirty Santos.

by JoJo1981 March 29, 2012

Dos Santos

Dos Santos means demonic, stay away from them as they will hypnotise you into their scary ass world and ruin your life forever

I was doing so well until I ran into a Dos Santos

by Badgalmimi January 29, 2022

Dave Santos

A name giv'n to guys with lil to no penis

2: Name of a banned sex ( guy on guy cums in ass shits out, other guy shits on 1st guys shit then fucks the shit together to make a 2 shit 3 cum pile)
3: A failed replaced way of saying leeroy jenkins!

Dude! i walked in to your dad and landlord doin a dave santose lastnight...

omg man your dick is so small your name is now dave... dave santos.

omfg im fucking awesome eat this... dave santos!

by puffs your mom April 27, 2011

santo o'b

The name belongs to a super sexy beast. Often described as nice, kind, generous, slightly intelligent and funny. Can do one hell of an angry face, too cute for his own good. This person is owned by a blonde who's name begins with the letter z. May be seen driving around in cheese on wheels. Talented in many ways... spending time with this person would be described as santo time and is very enjoyable. Hard on the outside but soft on the inside.

Girl one: look, its santo o'b, I could do with some santo time right about now.
Girl two: couldn't we all...

by whoami1992 May 6, 2011