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white sanford

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob

“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt

“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob

Are you serious?” - Grunt

“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob

“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 3, 2005
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Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)
Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!
by Deimos69 July 18, 2021
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Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.
Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."
by Ab Captain August 5, 2018
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sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life
He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford
by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019
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Sanford

verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.
Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.
by What Didiwright February 19, 2025
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sanford middle school

goofy ahhh gansta ahhh schoool rbuh
by ottwack November 24, 2024
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