Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Sanford The Banana.#4781

The hottest big booba’d women on earth (no cap)

Hey Sanford The Banana.#4781 lemme smash

by epixagamer August 22, 2021

Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.

In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.

by The Wallert December 18, 2011