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Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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Salonia

An extremely pretty gilr with nice hair and is always dancing. She loves to shuffle and is very quiet once you fist meet but underneath that shell is a loud and outgoing person waiting to make you laugh !
Girl: Hi
Salonia: Hi i'm Salonia
Girl: Why are you so quiet??
Salonia: Why are you in my business??
by Andreaa1996 August 21, 2011
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sabonis

In Russian language (slang) - a huge vodka bottle. Named after a great Lithuanian basketball player Arvydas Sabonis, who was 221 cm (7,25 ft.) tall.
Pronounced s-uh-b-oh-nees
I drank a sabonis all by myself yesterday evening.
by Linas December 6, 2006
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Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
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siamonic

derived from Siamese cat & demonic, a constellation of negative and annoying traits only Siamese cats have ie. loud meowing, attention seeking etc.
Fiona's acting so siamonic tonight I wanna slap her!
by Tupac Insecure August 19, 2009
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Shmonion

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"
by diatome September 10, 2012
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