Sammy

On the other hand, Sammy part of a collective that is the least embedded in the male `Culture', the least nice, those crass and simple souls who reduce fucking to fucking, who are too childish for the grown-up world of suburbs, mortgages, mops and baby shit, too selfish to raise kids and husbands, too uncivilized to give a shit for anyones opinion of them, too arrogant to respect Daddy, the `Greats' or the deep wisdom of the Ancients, who trust only their own animal, gutter instincts, who equate Culture with chicks, whose sole diversion is prowling for emotional thrills and excitement, who are given to disgusting, nasty upsetting `scenes', hateful, violent bitches given to slamming those who unduly irritate them in the teeth, who'd sink a shiv into a man's chest or ram an icepick up his asshole as soon as look at him, if they knew they could get away with it, in short, those who, by the standards of our `culture' are SCUM... Sammy is cool and relatively cerebral and skirting asexuality. Unhampered by propriety, niceness, discretion, public opinion, `morals', the respect of assholes, always funky, dirty, low-down SCUM gets around... and around and around...
Sammy is a dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, violent, selfish, independent, proud, thrill-seeking, free- wheeling, arrogant individual, who consider himself fit to rule the universe, who has free- wheeled to the limits of this `society' and is ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer.
by hotshitbitch March 05, 2019
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"EW, did Sammy just comment you?!?!"
by Dorothy Campbell April 15, 2008
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A person, usually female, who's facial and body structure is similar to that of a horse or centaur. A visually poor looking person.
Damn girl, that outfit makes you look Sammy.
by Jessica Lynn Kerr March 07, 2009
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The condition whereby someone completely jams your well thought out plans through their own lack of organizational skills. Derived from the gastro feeling you get after eating a large meatball sandwich.
I had this all set to go, then he sammy'd me right in the arse with that lame request.
by David Carnahan May 28, 2008
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Makes grown men cry with ill intentioned memes.
Reply’s with shrug to an I love you - Sammy
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Another word for a singular turd of poop or the act of pooping itself.
I woke up this morning and made a Sammy

Man I got a 12 inch Sammy tearing up my guts!
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An awsome guy best friend.is always there for you and will help you through anything.
He is my sammy
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