salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz October 7, 2008

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 September 26, 2008

salad

someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.

girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"

by justanotherurbangirl March 22, 2016

A Salad

A bowl of marijuana consisting of two or more strains of weed.

Ey! Yo! Let’s use all our weed and fucking make a salad.

by McSnowBunny February 1, 2021

Salads

the first hit of a bowl

yo, you want salads?

by Khruschev February 11, 2010

salad

salad = fresh.
fresh, new, innovative, POPPIN things.

those kicks are so fresh they're salad yo

dawg that shirt is sooo salad!!

by squid and jellyfish October 21, 2010