salad 

your hair or hair-do

"nice salad buddy"

salad by darrenzo February 14, 2003

salad 

another word for shit courtesy of jay and silent bob

hey man hold on i gotta take a wicked salad

salad by pretty pissy April 26, 2006

salad 

The word that, slowly but surely, is replacing lol as the word for amusement/hilarity.

"why did the chicken cross the road?
...
to get to the other side!"
"salad"

salad by Tom93 October 2, 2005

salad 

The style and look of a metrosexual male's hair, usually styled with a ridiculous amount of gel and featuring hightlights, often of blue or pink color.

"Dude, my salad is lookin' kinda bangin right now."

salad by JNick May 6, 2006

Salad 

Nigger, Black person, Nice way of calling someone a nigger

*Black people screaming and talking*
Me: Mer! look at them salads screaming and talking tell them to stfu!

Salad by LAMKCO January 11, 2009

Salad 

A combintion of multiple different types of Marijuana.

This blunt we're rolling is going to be a nice salad.

Salad by Tom Pike June 2, 2008

salad 

the best group of friends ever. made up of the realest, nicest, funniest ppl ever.

me(talking to lily): should we invite salad
lily:yeaaaa i love them

salad by buttcheekersbublenuggets August 24, 2019