smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

sarcasterisk

The changing of a full stop to an asterisk to indicate that the preceding sentence was sarcastic.

"Dude the sarcasterisk is so great"

"Yes. I really think it'll catch on*"

by DDaly August 1, 2014

slapmaster

a device used for the rapid stricking of the operators choising.

warm up the slapmaster billy we going to catch me a big turkey roast.

by oddmusicseeker November 21, 2003

spakmaster!

Spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that YOU'RE favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!

Robyn: Look Bullet For My Valentine are playin in february!!!!!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!

by Robyn January 28, 2005

sassmaster

a blonde girl, commonly from a midwest state such as illinois, who has a severe attitude problem.This is girl also is extremely angsty and occasionally bitchy.

that girl is such a sassmaster

I am the sassmaster

by swine09 March 3, 2010

Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only 1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only Shafmaster! Bow down to him!"! Bow down to him!"

by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021

Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only shafmaster! Bow down to him!"

by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021