The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.
by Joe Blob October 7, 2005
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Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009
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1.the act of being descriptive, always following mla format, strong diction and syntax.
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!
by broughttoubymariandalli May 18, 2010
Get the saffit mug.The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
Get the safety piss mug.An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
by numlash October 9, 2016
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Maxi: What's that?
Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020
Get the Safety Wine mug.A annoying 15 year old who never touched a gun in his life and watches gay ass guntubers like GarandThumb and Brandon Herrera and plays equally gay tactical shooters like GroundBranch or Escape from Tarkov, because of this they feel like firearms experts and will constantly bring up "gun safety🤓" like "trigger discipline🤓" in every conversation about guns.
Dude 1: Have you seen the the post i made where i was holding a nerf gun?
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.
by PoopNigga131 April 15, 2023
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