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Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.
While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.
by Blodgett April 21, 2010
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Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.
"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."
by proaudio55 October 8, 2012
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sanetra

In Sanskrit 'Sanetra' means 'beautiful eyes'.

Those named Sanetra are blessed with extreme intelligence, wealth and looks.
Example 1: Wow, she's really pretty, she must be a Sanetra!

Example 2: You have nice eyes. Thanks, eyes in sanskrit means Sanetra
You have nice eyes. Thanks, eyes in sanskrit means Sanetra
by OtherSideOfTheWorld December 20, 2016
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Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids
by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021
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bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.
The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.
by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005
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Oh Bob Saget!

Used when making a mistake, or just getting mad in general. Originates from the turretesguy.com video where he says "Oh Bob Saget!" several times when getting mad. The terms is so funny because Bob Saget is a very random thing to say when you get mad, and because he was a star on the show "Full House", and he now is a dirty comedian. The term "Oh Bob Saget!" is often used in place of a curse word such as sh_t, f_ck, or d_mn. Sometimes, just "Bob Saget" is used without saying "Oh" before. Can also be derived into the forms:
(Oh) Bobby,
(Oh) Bobby Saggy (rarely (Oh) Robby Saggy), and
(Oh) Robert Saget (also, on rare occasions).

No other forms of Bob/ Rob/ Robert/ Bobby/ Robby/ Sag/ Saget/ Saggy are correct, and will not be tolerated.
Other forms may be later derived after the publishing of this defintion that are approved, and will be updated.

Note: please do not make use (although one may be very tempted to) of Bob Saget's sister's name, "Gay Saget", as se has passed away. Thank you very much.
Oh Bob Saget! I just spilled my lemonade!
BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!
by Robert Saget July 24, 2006
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Safety Fag

A Safety Fag is a member of the Armed Forces of the United States of America (usually, but not always, the rank of E-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. They believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. They believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.
A Safety Fag Sergeant Major in Afghanistan: "Now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the FOB at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. That's how a sexual assault happens."
by SGTK October 13, 2009
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