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Sucks Chode 

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks to be you 

When someone says something bad that happened, is happening, or is going to happen.
"Your girlfriend's fucking your brother? Sucks to be you."
sucks to be you by Th'Squeekah June 13, 2004

sucks to your ass-mar! 

This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.

It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.

Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.

When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"

Sucks Monkey 

For use when something (or someone) is not acceptable.
"Your car broke down? That sucks monkey!"

or...

"Sixth Formers suck monkey"
Sucks Monkey by Chib December 10, 2004

Sucks to suck 

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen.
Dude: " I can't find my wallet anywhere!"
You: " Well, sucks to suck bro!"
Sucks to suck by des420 April 6, 2020