stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.

Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Stolen Virtue

Borrowing from Stolen Valour, Stolen Virtue is the behaviour of falsely celebrating yourself as a hero of the culture wars. It's defined by people who seek to attach themselves morally to social change in exchange for virtue medals. Changes that they either previously resisted, or had nothing to do with implementing.

How's that hypocrite Senator from South Australia, eh? She's a lesbian, *and* she voted against same sex marriage when in government, but now she struts around at the Mardi Gras like it was all her bloody idea. That's textbook Stolen Virtue

by PoliBard April 30, 2023

Stolen virtue

No, that's just presupposing I wouldn't just be doing this anyway.

Hym "Yes, yes. They're all about giving stolen virtue to God, aren't they? It's their whole thing. Collectivize success and individualize failure. Did a good thing happen? God. Did a bad thing happen? 'Well, if you were doing the jig properly it wouldn't have happened OR it's fine that it happened. Just be chill about it. And if you ARE chill about it, it's only BECAUSE I was doing my pagan child sacrifice ritual before you got here so... I take full credit FROM YOU and I give it to God.' "

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Stolen til Jeppe

Stolen til jeppe is a still frame of a beutiful black long smexy chair that stares back at you with the lightskin stare and unlimited rizz, the maker of the jeppe chair is The man from uzbekistan called tom kjetil, he made the chair in a big factory full of little vietnammese kids. the chair is made of 100% picked by Requis, tyrone and jamal.

Stolen til Jeppe hits me with that lightskin rizz

by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr December 22, 2022

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Not lost but stolen

It may not be on my finger, but it's still in my heart. I hope you're keeping them all safe.
The cards are yours to play, it's your move.
The question is: will you return what's mine, or will you come and get what's yours?

I noticed the next day it was missing, do you remember what you said? It might be not lost but stolen by someone that doesn't want us to work out. Was that someone you?

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023