stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

by eper January 10, 2005

standing someone up

when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.

Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.

by in the name of ted October 9, 2015

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

stand up/stood up

Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.

1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.

2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.

Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.

2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)

by Joe-mah-moe November 14, 2023

Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.

Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.

by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

Stand Up

(v) Used to refer to someone doing something well, similar to words like "ate" or "slayed." It comes from the idea of standing up to receive applause, or standing ovation.

Girl 1: You look so cute today; stand up queen!
Girl 2: Oh my God, thank you!

by Marie Aseem January 10, 2025

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025