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Down stairs

Down stairs is your crotch or groin basically your private area.
Henry: Im going down stairs and it feels so good! Melissa: Oh im going down stairs to baby!
by fresh boy! November 25, 2016
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Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.
Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".
by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010
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FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
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Fall Down The Stairs

The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking himself)
It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.
by Rick Virus July 20, 2006
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THE STAIRS

The stairs are a worldwide event that happens every 69 years when this event happens are stairs in the world become infinite even if you are on the stairs at the time the stairs will become infinite
Oh no THE STAIRS happend and I'm stuck on the stairs
by Sans car April 15, 2020
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dirty down stairs december

Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.
ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.
by petey10 November 1, 2010
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push grandma down the stairs

something everyone should do once in their life.
HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!
by maxman280 January 18, 2004
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