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South Africash 

Ash from South Africa and his partner lee
Wow I hate South Africash

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.
"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."
South African Finger Trap by .3x3. November 18, 2023

South African Butt Muffler 

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

South African Bug Washing 

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela
“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”

South African Swirly 

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
South African Swirly by BangalangMan February 14, 2025