soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022

Son of the soil

Literal: Undefined, gender exclusionary term, no known specimen in existence, no person ever grew out of any soil. noun extensively used in south asia. Mostly used by bigots to differentiate between themselves and citizens of a different heritage.

He is a real (Punjabi, Sindhi, Baloch, Pathan etc.) a son of the soil. If you don't speak our language you can't be a son of the soil.

by logicaldude November 12, 2014

Top Soil

Topsoil is a word used to insult someone. Similar to calling someone a "dirt sack" but is much worse. Topsoil is worse than be being called "dirt" because top soil is what you walk on.

Pat *takes a hit out of rotation*
Tom: "Dude you're fucking top soil"

by bleu balls January 12, 2010

Freshly Soiled

A female person who has recently had sex.

Looks like Marie is freshly soiled.

by Stella September 24, 2002

soil point

when a person, place, or thing (noun!) reaches the point of needing cleaning!

this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point

pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!

she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!

my (your choice!) has reached soil point

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011

non-soil

A term used by NRCS Soil Scientists to describe any object or material of significance occurring at the ground surface that falls outside the standard definition of "soil" (i.e., badger).

Today, we mapped 3,200 acres of wetland soils and documented 4 non-soil objects on the farmer's property.

by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016