Starting five

Referring to basket ball.

Your starting players, instead you have five boyfriends/girlfriends on deck.

Janaye are you single?

naw, im got a starting five.

by FeelDaRush August 24, 2009

SNARLING DRAGON

Ejaculating into a woman's nostrils, causing her to snarl in rage to clear her nasal cavity, making a sound en enraged dragon might.

"I didn't mean to give you a snarling dragon. Really." -

by charles April 7, 2004

Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005

Snarfing

The act of eating out anothers butthole in a pig like manner, while Thundercats is playing in the backround, and every time the character Snarf comes into the scene, you say "Snaaaaarf" and resume eating out.

Oh your so good at snarfing.

by Rick Fightmaster November 29, 2010

snortingly

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013

Snarxting

When you text a friend in the same place as you, comically mocking the ridiculous thing you're both seeing.

An example of snarxting: (Texting a cousin across the table from you, while you're stuck at your fat hillbilly family reunion at HomeTown Buffet) "Uncle Fred looks like he stuffed a pile of laundry under his shirt" <send>

by ralphyetmore June 30, 2015