skiing pterodactyl

a combination of two sexual moves, skiing and pterodactyl, it involves a woman jacking off 4 guys at once while giving another a blowjob.

Eric, Kyle, and Ryan were getting a pterodactyl from brittany when Luke and Joe showed up. So Ryan told that bitch to grab a scarf and some gloves cuz it was skiing pterodactyl time.

by Gobias, as in gobuyus a coffee January 14, 2009

free skiing

A newly emerging way of skiing. Usually using twin tipped skis for backwards take offs and landings. The sport of free skiing has revolutionized and given new life to the once thought dying sport of skiing. Many free skiers take their skill into the terrain parks(once called snowboard parks just for snowboarders) To slide boxes and rails and hit various snow features. Others take their skis to the back country or take heli copters to the tops of alpine peaks. As they descend these powder covered mountains they take sick lines and do awesome tricks off of cliffs and other natural features.

Dude have you ever seen Seth Morrison free skiing? he does some crazy shit!

by skierguy July 26, 2007

Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.

A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.

by jski13 January 13, 2012

cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.

Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.

by Zeke May 3, 2006

cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010

skiier

You spelled "skier" wrong, dumbass.

Person 1: Look at that skiier!
Person 2: *Facepalm*

by Pablo_Taco May 10, 2016

Skeet Skiing

Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion

Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.

Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.

by CampingFuckers June 1, 2020