Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Shituation

A place one finds themselves surrounded by shit people, shit living conditions, shit environment, shit offices, shit public services and shit conversations.

The shituation was not great just before and after covid-19 started.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 21, 2021

Shituation

When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.

Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III

by Black Sensai December 4, 2017

Shituation

When you have to go number two, and your not in or near a good place to do so

Hey guys, yesterday I was driving and got into a shituation.
Guy 1- what did you do
Me- pulled over and ran into the woods with some paper towel to go!

by A Hoss November 25, 2021

Shituation

A pretty bad situation.

Customer: I don't have enough money with me to buy this
Chasier: That's a shituation

by WernerHU March 30, 2019

Shituation

A shituation is a predicament an individual is in that was unpredicted & out of his/her control; when combining the words shit & situation, you have a shitty situation which is unsurprisingly common.

The new system for unemployment was a real ball buster cause it took them damn near 4 months to resolve my shit right.... now that was a shituation.

by Baylauan April 13, 2021

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024