shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

shitties

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by "Brown" Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.

Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie.

by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005

Shitties

Shitties are made when a man squates over a female's chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the woman's boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.

shitties

by A_Trent and B_Frank December 6, 2013

shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.

bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.

by m costa May 17, 2011

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003