Dylan Shemon

Treats his body like a temple. Underdeveloped mind over developed penis. Doesn’t know the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing your girl. Bang fanatic, but not the drink :|

Bitches be like “Dylan Shemon”

by Great gatsby nig May 21, 2020

shelom

A greeting, similar to aloha, used when greeting women.

The bride yelled "shelom" at her bridesmaids as she arrived at the wedding.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Shemona

A short little twat who is very annoying.

Fuck that Shemona girl. She a bitch.

by ThisNameIsTaken7 July 29, 2021

shelomith

She is a hipocrite

A Shelomith is bad

by Themanofkij February 25, 2020

Shemomedjamo

Georgian term describing the feeling of being utterly stuffed, i.e. eating past the point of fullness because the food is so delicious.

O many feast days there is a lot of shemomedjamo going on.

I feel guilty of schemomedjamo because I accidentally ate the entire cake.

by hskoppek June 11, 2022

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein

ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.

by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017