shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 24, 2013

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

Shampoo Scavenge

When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.

"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) June 4, 2010

Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.

Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019

Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.

I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.

Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help

by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012