self guilt

always putting the guilt on yourself

i'm always so self guilt!

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018

self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

by king of turds October 23, 2008

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

self made boss

This word mean that you yourself control your own action

Charlie forgot that he was a self made boss that he doesn't response to foolish people

by Kushwalker May 14, 2018

self-bondage

The practice of restraining oneself. This practice usually includes means of sexual stimulation while in bondage, and the participant usually attains a heightened sense of arousal by being unable to pleasure themselves. Sometimes pain is involved, masochisically. Almost always, a release mechanism is used. Whether it is a key in ice, or a timer set to release a key.

Andrea loves to practice self-bondage. Since she can't find anyone else to pleasure her, she ties herself up.

by ArmyGoose August 21, 2006

self call

Dartmouth term. Calling another out with regards to sentiments meant to draw quantities of positive attention to oneself.

Cbrandt: blah blah I'm a sweet dude
Kval: Self call

by The sweetest of dudes September 9, 2008

self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010