The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

scalloped neck

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.

guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck

by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005

scullymaxxing

When you are based and aryan cunnypilled, esp. when you also have the dripachino.

Did you see how fast I DESTROYED that can of pepsi? Totally scullymaxxing right now bro.

by Dirleganger February 13, 2021

scallywag

1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.

2. A term of endearment used by pirates.

1. Luke is a scallywag!
2. Yarrr...hoe you be, scallywag?

by Dr. Poop February 5, 2003

scully

Verb. To concoct a logical but elaborate or statistically improbable explanation for phenomena that appears supernatural. A reference to Dana Scully, a scientist and FBI agent on the X-Files who regularly rebuffed Agent Mulder’s supernatural explanations. For example in Season 2, Episode 14, Die Hand Die Verletzt (1995) toads rain from the sky and Mulder explains it in terms of Satanism. Agent Scully’s response is: "The National Weather Service says there are tornadoes in Northern Massachusetts. The wind probably picked up the animals into the storm." First known cultural reference is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1, Episode 6, "The Pack" First Aired: Monday April 7, 1997. Xander begins acting strange and Giles explains it as simply Xander acting like a normal sixteen-year-old boy:

GILES: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.

BUFFY: Giles, I'm serious.

GILES: So am I. Except for the part about killing him. Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it.

BUFFY: (exasperated) I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me. There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up!

by bohemian3 September 30, 2006

scully

scully is someone who is always skeptical.

Don't be such a scully about everything and just believe me.

by anddog1 July 15, 2010

Scully

verb... to attempt to rationalize a seemingingly irrational event or occurence.

origin is from the character Scully of the X-Files

When Bob told Sue of the creepy noises he heard durring the storm last week and how he though his house might be haunted, Sue denounced his theory, telling him it was probly just the wind. Bob responded, "Don't scully me, Sue. This was no wind."

by damn spiffy September 27, 2005