scomo-shake

when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras

the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims

by fuckwit pm January 9, 2020

Scomo syndrome

When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.

Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.

Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.

John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.

by Samuel Adi March 23, 2022

Scomo’d

Verb: to be promised or guaranteed something only for that something to be denied due to a lack of work or planning or due diligence of the other party that promised or guaranteed it in the first place.

“Oh, I was getting my COVID vaccine that was guaranteed in February, but now it’s been delayed. I’ve been Scomo’d!”

“I had planned to be home from overseas by Christmas, as promised by the Prime Minister, but it’s February now and there’s still no available flights home. Scomo’d again.”

by NeitherHereNorThere February 1, 2021

Scomo-Fomo

A phenomenon experienced during a severe global pandemic / economic crisis by some of the most vulnerable and worst effected people in Australia.

“Far out, I’m really starting to get the Scomo-Fomo ! I’m starting to think he’s intentionally punishing my industry !
I’m a musician who was one of the first to lose their jobs due to this covid shit.

I’ve been unemployed for almost 4 months straight, I’m not eligible for Jobkeeper and I’m not even spending $120k on a new kitchen......
The Scomo-Fomo is real !“

by Australianmusician June 23, 2020

Dirty Scomo

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

doing a scomo

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.

I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.

by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020