1. The most beautiful, handsome, & powerful man in all the universes.
2. The love of my life.
3. Big dick daddy.
4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
2. The love of my life.
3. Big dick daddy.
4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Gojō Satoru can have my throat.
Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.
That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.
That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
by Yanca November 24, 2020
Get the gojō satoru mug.Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.
by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020
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A 2D man for whom all girls, even boys (literally EVERYONE) are ready to do anything.
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
by Feroline August 18, 2021
Get the Gojo Satoru mug.The strongest jujutsu sorcerer with a 5 ft cock that will rip you in half. Just hearing his name will make you cum in your trousers 15 times.
Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
by hrhsher March 17, 2021
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Get the jacob satorius mug.a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.
He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima
He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima
„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
“Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori
“Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori
by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020
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Satoko was abused by her uncle, smacked with a tornado of books by Shion, and beat up with a chair by Rika...yeesh.
by the crazy bitch in the corner October 9, 2009
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