samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020

Samoan Canvas

A rare moment of infinite possibility and opportunity. Typically the start of a new chapter in life.

At first I didn't know what I would do after I lost my job, but it turned out to be my samoan canvas.

by yuppiepilgrim December 20, 2020

Samoan Golf Course

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.

Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.

by samoas friend March 7, 2010

samoan rock bottom finish

when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"

girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????

boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!

by TOTO 6IX 2WO November 21, 2011