Sammich

A sandwich that has been prepared by a woman.

Boy: Oi! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

by m0rdekai January 26, 2011

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Sammich

A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.

Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.

by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010

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blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 13, 2011

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The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021

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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 27, 2005

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