safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

tag sale

An east coast version of a garage sale. A sale put on by one or more houses in a neighborhood in which you sell belongings no longer used in the house.

Every time my dad sees a sign for a tag sale, he buys a whole lot more crap that no one wants.

by fromtheoven December 16, 2004

Saleh

best person in the world... someone who you know you can trust and is wicked sweet and sensitive... is really deep and a little shy but not afraid to be himself and express his opinion... someone you just gotta love

"yea the really cute boy... yea the one thats wicked sweet."
"oh.. his names saleh."

by meAgan... <3 July 21, 2009

Saketh

An amazing person, they are very smart and will always be there to help you! They will be really nice to you if you're nice to them and will trust you if you don't do anything bad to them. They also joke a lot

Friend 1: Who is that over there?
Friend 2: Oh that's a Saketh! They are very nice once you get to know them
Friend 1: I would love to be their friend!

by Lemon Nights June 1, 2021

bob saget

The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.

O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!

by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006

safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

by mikethompson February 14, 2009

Saleel al sawarim

The last thing you hear before being killed in the United Arab Emirates

Tourist:Oh what's that nice building?
Random Arab:SALEEL AL SAWARIM!

by Subak October 3, 2019