Rosturbating

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

Piston Return Spring

a fictional auto part used as a prank

"dont forget to install the piston return spring."

by dtall September 10, 2012

returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

rotary girder

1.a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"

Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.

1.Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.

by KoolAid March 10, 2004

Frosty Returns

An out brake of ghonorhea after a long long period.

I stopped taking the pills and frosty returned

by supermikey November 18, 2004

returded

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

Returnity

With regards to the California state flag:
The grizzly bear is on this flag because he could scare the gangster away. The word under the grizzle bear (returnity) mean when the person killed your friend or do something bad then you killed him back.

Don't mess with me, I'll get my returnity.

by Henry54 December 13, 2008