Robbert

Has a really big shlong

Damn Robbert has a really big shlong

by Puertorico85 October 1, 2019

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

cuban robbery

When you break into someone's house and steal all and only their food.

Yo Rob you want to go pull a cuban robbery on that waffle house?

by RickySikeman March 2, 2017

grave robbing

When a girl (or a guy) goes out with someone significantly older than them with significantly more money than they have. Commonly done in the hopes that they pass away and leave you with the loot. A bit like a gold digger but with less morals and more purpose.

Anna Nicole Smith and Texan Oil Billionaire - go figure, she's a graverobber.

by Ricardo Ford May 14, 2004

cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff June 1, 2006

Robbin

sweetest, smartest, coolest, most beautiful girl ever.

Oh, Robbin? Yeah I know her! She's beautiful!

by Slashin May 17, 2011

craddle robber

Someone who doesn't know how to spell cradle.

All the other people who defined "craddle robber."

by dsalfkewfilrkvdslkg June 20, 2008