Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.

“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)

by Jkb05 January 27, 2022

Rhubarbing

When you ejaculate inside a lady whom is menstruating, pull out your phallus in a swift fashion leaving a white and red streaky cum-coction either on the sheets or each other.

Oh, I say Betty, it appears we’ve done quite the Rhubarbing on your Auntie’s sheets!

by Legolash April 24, 2022

Hit the Ruhbarb

Went in the ditch.

John was driving and lost control and hit the ruhbarb!

by kellyjrk2000 February 6, 2009

rhubarborous

Adjective meaning fantastic or fantabulous. Has the word 'rhubarb' in it purely because it's a great word, and a tasty fruit.

Could typically be used by posh people instead of the usual 'spiffing'.

"I'm having a great time tonight, aren't you?"
"Yes, darhling, rhubarborous!"

by rvs743 August 31, 2006

rhubarbatism

A type of arthritis you get from using a straight fishing pole.

I didn't use my wristsetter. I used my straight rod and now I have rhubarbatism in my wrists.

by Dixie normus651 June 10, 2023

Rhubard

the verb: to Rhubard

To inconspicuously slink your way out of a group conversation by mumbling ("Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb") in pursuit of attractive people you spot whilst in conversation with the group.
OR
To go awol in pursuit of sex, flirtation etc

Wait where did X go? I think he just rhubarded his way over to that waiter

by Mr. A - FDC November 25, 2011