Reuben

A person that does not know the area of a square

"he is in third grade but he is no longer a Reuben"

by Ffop2 February 11, 2019

Reuben

The cutest and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Reuben's are such cutiepies and leaving wanting to just grab them in a warm hug, like a teddy. Such a sweetheart that could do no harm

"look at Reuben over there, he looks scary"
"Ohh don't worry about him he is just a cutie that wouldn't hurt a fly"

by mr demapples August 7, 2019

reuben

some tallblack guy who loves eating pussy and having nice intercourse with hoes

reuben is gay

by my 4skin is smelly October 5, 2017

Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .

Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs

by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019

Reuben

🧂

hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

🧂
yeah thats him

by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020

reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife

“yo we beefing”
“yh add reuben for backcase”

by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021