Reuben is one of the most sexy guys ever. People love him because of his fitness and strength takes women's hearts by his sexy face and curly hair ...Reuben is just amazing !!!
by Jayjackstv January 20, 2018
Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
by The Reuben December 31, 2018
dude1: man, i'm starving
dude2: yeah man, could really eat a massive reuben right now
dude1: radical dude.
dude2: yeah man, could really eat a massive reuben right now
dude1: radical dude.
by Dànaidh September 13, 2006
by Reuben<34 January 13, 2021
When two bisexual males penetrate a heterosexual female in both the anus and vagina at the same time producing the illusion of two sourdough bread pieces upon a slab of roast beef.
When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.
by Jimmy’s mom 69 January 13, 2019
reuben is gay
by my 4skin is smelly October 05, 2017
some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina
by Jewben Brian March 09, 2017