Musician's Resume 

The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.

I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.

Musician's Resume by IF)unDM!NUTZ&ItG3t$H@iry May 30, 2010

work on my resume 

to hook up, get laid, usually with one night stands, NSA sex, or tricks.

Damn! I'm so horny. I think I am gonna work on my resume.

I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar.

work on my resume by hungphd8 January 16, 2010

Poop resume 

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

Poop resume by aussieaussie October 15, 2018

The Resume Effect 

The act of learning how to do something because it will look cool, or because it will sound good if you say you can do it.

The reason I learned to play guitar and solve a Rubik's Cube is because of the Resume Effect

The Resume Effect by th3k1ng0fh3arts April 5, 2020

Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

Your video will resume in _ seconds by QuacksO November 15, 2021

Because that's on my resume 

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

Because that's on my resume by Ediberto May 21, 2018

Résumeme

(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content

Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit

Résumeme by NearlyOutOfMilk June 2, 2017